No matter how clever you may be or how much wit you have, there will always be a split second of genuinely bewildered surprise when your roommate tells you “We know you had sex on the couch.”

GPOY

(Source: dannyxxxbrown)

chicago-diy:

Thursday June 20th

Three awesome bands are coming to the CHI to make yr head explode with AWESOMENESS.

This show is also a fundraiser for the Black and Brown Punk Show. IT IS GETTING SO FUCKING CLOSE! Stoked.

Check these punx out -

NUNHEX (FL) - self described cumbia d-beat seksiness

Roommates gone for the week.

Obviously I’m in my underwear, draped in a fleece blanket eating oreos and pizza, on my second 40oz.

(Source: sweaterbones)

synecdoche:

gonna hand this out to everyone who has ever made me cry by making fun of the way i pronounce certain things

(Source: gruntledandhinged)

theworstroom:

South Slope, Brooklyn. $800.00

“Almost a studio” 

“Room has no windows but utilities included”

This here is why I have a great fear of moving to NYC.

I need Men’s Rights Activism because I once had blue balls and thought it was appendicitis.

There is an uncomfortable amount of sex in The Room.